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Top Ten List to Why I Love Being Single
Posted On: 10/26/2006 20:35:06
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Okay I had to do this.
10. I have my bed all too myself,therefore I can read late at night and don't have to worry about sharing the covers.
Just because I share the bed with the cat and dog doesn't mean I can share it with a man.
The cat is a small creature and my dog is a Dauchsund. They don't take up much room and don't ask me for sex.
9. I can eat whatever I want and not worry about the "boyfriend" staring at me as I pull out the last slice of pizza from the 'fridge and ask me, "Are you really going to eat that?"
8. I can stay out with my friends as long as I want and take last minute long drives to Grand Rapids ALONE and not worry about my cell phone being littered with messages from him.
7. I don't have to deal with the "boyfriend" asking me, "You're coming to bed right?" or "Are you coming to bed now?"
Here's a question for you guys out there . . .
Do you guys want a body near you, or are you just holding out for sex?
6.Having him ask me, "Hey, while you're up could you get me a beer?" during every commercial break of my favorite show.
No, I will not get you a beer. You haven't finished the first one yet. Are trying to start a collection?
5.I don't have to share the remote.
What??? Women are like that too, ya know.
Besides, I don't like watching "The Big Game." Get your own damn tv!
4.I don't have to shave my legs.
Why should I have to shave my legs when I can just put on a pair of pants and boots the next day?
And if this has to do with sleeping in the same bed with me and my hairy legs . . . please see my #10.
3.I can have absolutely no expectations about having my hair done up all professionally then have him notice.
Just because I get it done for ME doesn't mean I don't want a compliment on it.
2.I can drink the last beer and don't have to worry about the bitching to come.
That's right guys . . .
you DO bitch. There just may be more woman to you than you want to admit.
1. I can make lists like this.
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