Okay . . . I've seen cheap vampire movies before, but like this is really the worst. I swear it was filmed on my Dad's old super 8 camera that captured everything on film except what he was aiming at. The fangs in the movies always suck ass (uhm, well - maybe I could have another analogy if I tried real hard) but why should I when no body in this movie tried at all. The most money spent was on the boob jobs. Actually do all female vampires really walk around with their boobs hanging out? And if so, why am I not invited to those parties? These people are like hundreds of years old, right? And they still have learned how to act. "My corpuscles are raging?" Wow that stake looks really bizarre amid those plastic tits. But the real tits in the film are really not worth looking at - so you know, what the hell. I've put together better goth samplers than the music on this soundtrack. And who really signed up for these roles? This is the God-aweful-est piece of shit. I am speechless and the fake Persian rugs are from Wal-Mart, I am pretty sure. Goddess - who did the soundtrack to this? I think I'll watch CNN - this is hurting my vampiric feelings. *sigh*
