Studying Mandarin, Wu Shu Gong Fu, Surreal Chinese KTV bars, pointing and clicking

The Field, A World Without Thieves, Crank, Spun, Everything is Illuminated, 手机， 功夫， 宴会. This list updates often as I live in China where any DVD is $1. (if you haven't seen "Kung FU Hustle" or "a world without thieves" you really should.

OK, time for a new Chinese lesson. I'm still working on getting audio files put up somewhere so I can embed them here for you. Patience will turn your water into wine, my dear friends. Todays lesson, telling people to fuck off:

1。Fuck you pigfucker

Phonetics
cao ni ai cao zhu de ren

Chinese characters
曹你爱曹猪的人

2. How can you be such a pussy!?

Phonetics
ni zen ma hui zuo zhe yang de bi?!

Chinese characters
你怎么会做这样的阴 6947;？

3. Don't be ashamed, I already know that all policemen are fuckheads

Phonetics
ni bie bu hao yi si, wo yi zhi dao shen ma jing cha dou shi sha zi

Chinese characters
你别不好意思， 我已知道什么警察都 6159;傻子

It's hard to find English language books where I live, and although I can read books in Chinese, I'm not yet at the level where it is easy or fun ( i have a dictionary in one hand the whole time). So lately I've been catching up on the classics, all I can find are books by defoe and chaucer and the bard, they're for english language majors at the univeristy near my apartment. NOt what I'm used to reading, but some of them are classics for a reason I must say.

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Chinese nurses, at the moment.

Badly aging control freaks with the lawyer on speed-dial who think that fidelity and lifelong care are owed rather than earned through reciprocity.

I've recently ended my small break and am back to the full-time persuit of evil. I am currently building a small BSL4 production facility in the south of China to manufacture a kind of RT-DNA test kit. It's a fantastic technology that "uplifts the downtrodden" or some such bullshit... whatever,it makes me rich.

Past Evil jobs include Genetic Engineer, Strip Club General Manager, Oil Investment Counselor, Petty Thug, Slash and Burn Cassava Farmer, and Door to Door Vacuum Cleaner Salesman.