SO I just had a big fight with my Chinese girlfriend, don't let the tiny waist and trapdoor downstairs fool you, they are Dragon Ladies. There were doors slammed, bottles broken, furniture trashed..all in all a good argument. I couldn't help but instigate her, she's so fucking cute with the pigtails and stomping when she's angry. For those who haven't seen her, she's a buck ten dripping wet, long long hair pulled into two braids, she dances for the Hebei Province Opera and can throw a right hook like Tyson. So she came home to find me in the midst of a drinking binge, 20 litres in 1.5 days, you know the kind. Even though I've been holed up in my apartment for days she is sure that I have been hanging out with another girl. I tried to explain that as drunk and filthy as I am there is no way I could have another girl, but she dissagrees being CHinese. So we have a good fight, and she is so pissed, just screaming and little flecks of spittle are flying from her mouth and all I can think of is how well I am speaking Chinese and how hot she is. This girl is so cute she's like a FUrby with perfect tits. So I am about to just ravish the girl when she drops the bomb, she says "your mother has a loose pussy."
Now this stops the show, I am a forward thinking man, and can take a lotof shit, but talking trash on my MoM gets the fuck under my skin. She's a good woman who got left with three kids and a shite business by my dickhead father, like many sigle MoMs she sacrificed everything to bring us kids up, and when people talk shit about her I get a little vaklempt.
So at this I take a large table and throw it out the window, fuck the chumps on the street. My girl screams in TianJinHua some shit I don't uderstand, and then runs the fuck away. I am now officialy pissed. So I go to a bar and meet up with my Lebanese special forces freinds, good guys and they help me practice my arabic. I start a fight with one of them and get punched like I've never been. A bit of advice, don't start shit with a special forces guy from lebanon, I've got a good 5cm cut under my eye right now, I kicked him in the solar plexus first and he shrugged it off like hayfever and then proceeded to beat the fuck outof me. So be warned.
Anyway, my point, I met this girl
She was 19 and a hooker and a damn fine person. SHe had these huge almond eyes and a hug that would make you fall in love with life. I think she may be the most beautiful person I have ever seen, all kinds of hurt and tragic and pretty. She also had these cig burns on her arms from her boyfriend/pimp from when she fucked up. I paid her $200 to sit with me and talk about what games she liked (badminton, ping pong, poker)and her favourite movie (Be there or Be Square, The Banquet, WOrld Without Thieves). We talked for hours, she was just a kid, a kid with cig burns on her tits and a greater understanding of the world than she should have, she knows more about the world than I do.
So I told her, in my broken Chinese, that she was beatiful, and she didn't have to be a hooker with a bad pimp,and I promised to kill the man for her, and I told her that there was something special inside her, that she was one of God's chosen, a child of Levte. And she smiled at me with weary, patted my head and gave me her e-mail addy, and I was drunk, and hurt, and I had sex with her for ten dollars, my friend, and I was just like all the rest of them, except I knew better.
