Hey, P... Glad the cream, licks and spanks helped... if it's the voodoo that's got you down make a circle out of salt, light a candle while facing east, grab that pin cushion doll and stab the stuffin' out of it... it might not be "magic" but it's amazingly therapeutic... Hope you're having a better day when you read this.
O_O its hallween, ...the day were the dead come to earth to talk to us for once, O_O ....to bad my great grandma only keeps telling me to stop jerking it, ^_^
(jk) but anyways have a great hallowEEn O_O and I try to make my page look good, but i can never beat ur's :D
if you notice that your comment has been deleted from my page i apologize i dont know how it happend i think i clicked delete so how my computer wasnt working right ealier. any ways just stopping buy to show so love peace,terri
isn't this the best pic ever of nikki no make up no tattoos just a guy on a train going somewhere not on a pedistal (ok i can't spell) just a guy "human"
Thank you for the add :) ...oh btw how did u get ur Mycult like this it looks so cool xD, O_O wow ur a big fan of hawt guys from the 80's W0000T, well why not right? they were the true real artist, i mean rock till dawn, and drink and have sex, ...xD imo they rock; and they did there own thing without fucking up the society unlike the current new Rap Culture is doing -.-;;;;;
Hello Miss Patty, you ar my first friend, thanks for liking me!! Sniff, I have never felt so loved...Group hug!! Oh wait, that requires a group...hmmm, I'll get back to you!
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile! If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fuckin Goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. The Big Bad Wolf told Little Red Riding Hood lift your top so I can suck your tits. No, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 minutes or you will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if you receive this it means you're fucking sexy if you get it back you're even sexier. Send to ten people or miss the Crazy Train!
No, I don't think anyone has ever said it's hard reading stuff over my cleavage? Someone has told my cleavage makes them hard, but they weren't reading anything at the time...harharhar...
Has anyone every told you your ankles taste like Grey Goose & Oysters?
"XIANG" is pronounced like "SHIIANG," with the SH being a bit softer than English. "ZANG" means dirty, so you asked for dirty sex, which can be good to as long as by dirty you don't mean scabby gutterpunk. Check my page later for a complete pronounciation guide and link to audio file. In the meantime you can google this:
I can't believe, in 24hrs I'm going to at the show... probably still hanging out in the parking lot, but still at the venue.
NAH, we're not going to be close enough to be bathed in the gloriousness that is Nikki Juice... LMAO... We'll be up on the lawn where the real party (and the ensuing "party favours") will be...
Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!
RULES:
1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally,
Hello there Patty!!! Thanks for the welcome!!! I'm not having much luck with anything on here yet...I just actually havne't had a chance really. Where did you get your background? I love it!!!
Hey Patty Cakes...I love all the Sixx pics...I think we should run away together and become Sixx groupies...what do you think? do think we are too old? Naaaaaa
Well Heeeeellllooo Patty Sixx...are you making progress with your psychotherapy...LOL So, yeah I decided to give this a try...it's seems to be a little more catering to the freakishly insane...lol