Welcome Guest Login or Signup
LIVE CHAT | INSTANT MESSENGER | BOOKMARK
| LANGUAGE:
 

LordChaz
PROFILE   GALLERY   BLOGS   GUESTBOOK   FRIENDS   FAVORITES   VIDEOS  
 
Carpe Intempesta Nox

mem_normal2 OFFLINE
Male
50 years old
New Orleans
United States
Profile Views: 777
[ 16 ]


MEMBER SINCE: 10/03/2006
STAR SIGN: Libra
LAST LOGIN: 07/01/2007 14:39:36
MY RATING: 10.00

Computer Animation, Audio Recording & Engineering, Creating and playing music, and Redheads.

Memento, Star Wars (all of them), Too many others to list. I am well known for nit-picking movies so don't watch one with me if you don't want every error pointed out.

Queensryche, anything I played on, The Band (if you don't know who i'm referring to, shame on you) and a bunch of other stuff that's probably well before your time.

Any good Sci-Fi or Mystery, fact based historical novels, true crime stories, history books.


Bondage, Sadism, & Masochism






Short Catholic School Girl Skirts, Thigh-High Stockings, Redheads, and 30-year-old Tawny Porto.

Snobbish overly egotistical people, Stupidity, Redheads, and Daylight Savings Time.

Oh what to say. I am Lord Chaz. First and foremost, I am an entertainer. I am an actor, author, musician, illusionist and storyteller. I am most well known for being the creator and host of Vampire Street Theatre, the original nightly Ghost and Vampire Tour in New Orleans. We call it "street theatre" for a reason; it is far more than a typical tour.

I make weekly appearances on Internet radio with my “Dark History with Lord Chaz” segment on the Wild Thang and the Barnyard Show on www.radioguruonline.com.

I speak and write Latin so write me a message in Latin and I will respond in kind. However, make sure you know what you’re doing because I will point out any mistakes.

Anyway, obviously I don’t like talking about myself so that’s all for now.



Displaying 29 out of 29 comments
06/30/2007 04:25:14
You, my dear, are invited....

Image

Image


06/14/2007 09:13:57
The only being with claws longer than mine. Grrrrr ;)
V^^V~ D.


02/04/2007 16:14:35
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!

Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!



RULES:

1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.

2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*

3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!

4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!

5- Random sex is perfectly okay!

6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.

7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!



This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally,

BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!



F.U.C.K

Stands For:

Friends U Can Keep.

So promise me

we'll F.U.C.K forever!


01/22/2007 18:11:51
Good to have you back in the Barnyard. It was geting dull without you. Glad you're back from Hiatus. You've been missed.


01/04/2007 06:55:10
I do hope that the new year brings you happiness and wealth. All is well with you I assume. Take care.


12/30/2006 18:05:52

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting




12/19/2006 20:06:07
Thank you my good friend, Maybe when I come down to new orleans I'll show you my wife


12/07/2006 06:16:58

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting




11/28/2006 19:05:58
.........Hmmmm


11/26/2006 13:45:27
Deus ex machina?


11/14/2006 06:00:50
Just thought ID drop by and say "hiiiii" heh


11/12/2006 13:55:29
Thank you for the add Dear Lord.. I hope we will be able to chat sometime.


10/31/2006 10:57:21


10/31/2006 09:00:35


10/30/2006 22:24:31
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


10/23/2006 07:43:25
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile! If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fuckin Goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. The Big Bad Wolf told Little Red Riding Hood lift your top so I can suck your tits. No, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 minutes or you will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if you receive this it means you're fucking sexy if you get it back you're even sexier. Send to ten people or miss the Crazy Train!


10/23/2006 05:20:35
Well well, I see that a Birthday wish is in order.
I hope that you recieve everything that your dark heart desires!


10/22/2006 16:44:02
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


10/19/2006 08:52:28
I wanted to wish you Happy Birthday...a little early...Enjoy your day on Sunday.
Hugs and Spankings.


10/19/2006 07:27:24
Hope you are misbehaving and enjoying it this week...I know I am.


10/16/2006 08:35:09
So, Saints beat the Eagles. That settles it, I gotta move to NOLA!


10/13/2006 21:59:39


10/13/2006 08:00:18


HAVE A WICKED WEEKEND


10/10/2006 07:08:45


10/10/2006 07:08:44


10/08/2006 15:56:48
Ave Lord Chaz,
It's nice to see you in this wonderful place that Maven has created for all of us.. I miss New Orleans.. Hope all is well with you and yours, and perhaps you can give me another tour next time I wander the streets of our beloved NOLA

Blessings from between the darkness and the light,
Lady Onyx Raven
House RavenShadow


10/07/2006 03:33:53
Redheads, huh? Yeah me too.


10/06/2006 13:09:18
Thank you very much for the add...

If you don't want the redhead I'll take her...


10/05/2006 12:37:46
heart stealer!!



*** MyCult.org ***