Cooking, crafting, gardening, divination, writing, web design, swimming, painting, decorating, billiards, trolling dem intarnetz, reading, blogging, travel...

Fight Club; Tank Girl; 8mm; Blade Runner; Scarface; Goodfellas; Alien(s) (All of them); The Breakfast Club; Thirteen Ghosts; Freddy Got Fingered; Jaws (All of them); Santa Sangre; House of 1,000 Corpses; The Devil's Rejects; The Doom Generation; The Big Lebowski; Strangeland; Night Terrors; Johnny Mnemonic; *sniff* Serenity *sob!*; Ilsa, She-Wolf Of The SS; War Of The Roses; The Italian Job; Suicide Kings; Halloween (MOST of them!); The Fifth Element; Dawn of the Dead; Shaun Of The Dead; Office Space; Clerks (Both of them); 8-Legged Freaks; Saw; Williard; Manhunter; Silence of the Lambs; Red Dragon; Sleepy Hollow; Trainspotting; Tombstone; The Ring; Kalifornia; Caligula; To Wong Foo...; Forrest Gump; A Clockwork Orange; Arise!; Hellraiser (3 of them!); Reform School Girls; 12 Monkeys; Brazil; Clue; Se7en; Body Double; Videodrome; Independance Day; Raising Arizona; Identity; Final Destination; Butterfly Effect; Hitchhikers' Guide To The Galaxy; Shawshank Redemtion; Control; The Green Mile; Pretty In Pink; Full Metal Jacket; Tomb Raider; Young Frankenstein; Apocalypse now; Men In Black; Swordfish; Taxi Driver, Requiem For A Dream, Natural Born Killers, Star Trek, Star Wars, Chasing Amy, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Final Destination, Wrong Turn...

Dead Can Dance, Psychic TV, Throbbing Gristle, Coil, Current 93, Chris and Cosey, Crash Worship, Diamanda Galas, Exene Cervenka, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, KMFDM, Lords Of Acid, Ministry, White- and Rob Zombie, Gogol Bordello, Finntroll, Laibach, Rammstein, The Killers, The Pixies, Shriekback, The Ramones, Impotent Sea Snakes, Insane Clown Posse, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, James Brown, Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Clarence Gatemouth Brown,Billie Holliday, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams I, II, and III, Johnny Cash, David Allen Coe, Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, Creedence, Kansas, The Doors, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, Blue Oyster Cult, Journey, Whitesnake, Skid Row, Social Distortion, Rev. Horton Heat, Dicky Dale and his Deltones, Royal Crown Review, Dash Rip Rock, Dr. John, Morning 40 Federation, Mangina, Fats Domino, Charmaine Neville Band, Rebirth Brass Band, Neville Brothers, The Radiators, Cowboy Mouth...

Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, Clive Barker, Elmore Leonard, Christopher Moore, Tim Dorsey, HPL, RAW, Thomas Harris, Jeffery Deaver, Terry Pratchett, Crowley, Peter Carroll, William Blake, James Joyce, Brion Gysin, J.G. Ballard, Bukowski, Aldous Huxley, Timothy Leary, Ambrose Bierce, Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Joyce, Byron, De Sade, and Dante', Poppy Z. Brite, Stephen King, William Gibson, Anton La Vey, Mickey Spillane, Dashiell Hammett, James A. Michener, Henry Rollins.
A Confederacy Of Dunces, Brave New World, 1984, The Illuminatus Trilogy, Stranger in a Strange Land, Lord of The Flies, Catcher In The Rye.
Re-Search Magazine, The Onion, SubGenius publications, Fortean Times, Bizarre, Wired, The Sun, Weekly World News.
Books about conspiracy theories, The Unexplained, aliens, three-headed-cats, Nessie, zombies, freaks, geeks, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Computer programming and design, History, Latin and other languages, Anthropology, Sociology, Politics, Economics, Crafting, Conspiracy Theories, Serial Killers, Strange Phenominae, and all things spiritual.

Chaos, coffee, spinach, incense, pretty things, ugly things, mutants, freaks, pirates, oddity, honesty, passion, humor, strength, irony, wisdom, witticism, cynical idealism, jaunty nihilism, insight, candor, honor... and people who are creative, unrestrained, erotic, impetuous, apocalyptic, irreverent, and just a bit sinister.

Apathy, stubborn ignorance, racism, arrogance, dullness, futility, passivity, insecurity, unenlightenment, poor vocabulary or grammar, smoking, frustration, liars, homophobia, paganphobia, genderphobia, ...phobia... Also people who smell bad, make "eating noises", interrupt; or whose belief system includes a condemnation of the teachings of others; restrictions to what someone is able to do with their body; or absolute obeisance to the dictates of thier leaders. And ill-fitting shoes.

I am a Spiritualist, Writer, Gourmet Cook, Duchess, Bartender, Singer, World Traveler, Pirate, and Goddess; not necessarily in that order. I am a lifelong student and occasional teacher of dark, spooky, arcane, heathenish, devil-people teachings, blasphemous practices, and weird stuff... and I can build a BADASS gumbo. I am a butcher, a baker, and a candlestick maker. I will chase you if you run. If you chase me, I will kick you in the leg. I occupy my time illuminating the masses, getting drunk in bars, singing, writing erotica, whipping up gourmet feasts for the worthy, walking Napoleon Bonaparte around on a leash, and causing a general nuisance. I love coffee, good incense, pretty, shiny things, and a good movie. I can never find a pair of shoes that I like, or a decent set of cutlery.